A cardinal sin has been committed this week – and against the City of Sin no less.

What happens in Vegas sadly stays there no longer, and as we wave goodbye to the mantra that was once held so sacred, the World’s Stags, Boys on Tour and Seekers of the mythical Lost Weekend can do nothing but read it and weep – or see it and weep if they, like the rest of the world, have taken to TMZ

Prince Harry’s latest indiscretions, whether a PR disaster for the Royals or not, have taken a once safe playing field, and reminded everyone that Vegas is as good a place as any to get caught with your pants down – and in Harry’s case, quite literally caught. With his pants, not down, but off.

And so, the Kingdom has fallen. The master has become the student, and the unspoken ‘rule’ designed to paradoxically protect rule-breakers, has itself been broken.

It was only a matter of time… they’re all made to be broken after all.